A Buddhist walks up to a hot-dog vendor and says, "make me one with everything."
The hot dog vendor, having heard this one a million times, politely
chuckles and hands the Buddhist a dog with the works. He then says, "That'll
be two dollars."
The monk hands the hot dog vendor a five dollar bill, which the
vendor tucks into his pocket. After a few minutes, the Buddhist coughs
politely.
"Yes, can I help you?" says the hot dog guy.
"What about my change?" asks the monk
.
The hot dog vendor assumes a beatific countenance. "Ah, surely you
must know this already, my friend. Change comes from within."
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