Beatific Countenance!

A Buddhist walks up to a hot-dog vendor and says, "make me one with everything."

The hot dog vendor, having heard this one a million times, politely chuckles and hands the Buddhist a dog with the works. He then says, "That'll be two dollars."

The monk hands the hot dog vendor a five dollar bill, which the vendor tucks into his pocket. After a few minutes, the Buddhist coughs politely.

"Yes, can I help you?" says the hot dog guy.

"What about my change?" asks the monk

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The hot dog vendor assumes a beatific countenance. "Ah, surely you must know this already, my friend. Change comes from within."