Single Malts - and other odd Musings
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When I was a scout leader
Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and I found a snake is it poisonous?
Me: No this snake is not poisonous at all.
*one of them picks up the snake which bites them. They begin to spasm and foam at the mouth*
Me:
However this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is
ingested or absorbed through the skin. Now lets get it right next time lads.
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