'We'll Leave The Light On For You'

Mr. Bodett: I know you're joking, but you'd be surprised how many people have pointed this out to us. For the record, and at the risk of exposing myself as a complete fraud, we don't actually leave the light on for you. We just say that to be friendly. You have to turn it on yourself once you enter the room. There. I've said it. Hmm ... I feel oddly peaceful, unburdened. 

spokesman for Motel 6 being interviewed